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My story begins on the night of December 30th, 2000. It was a long night, a cold night, like the kind you find in songs. I, being rather bored, decided a trip to my brother David's apartment might liven up the evening. I called him up to find that he and and Nick the Log [...]

Out of cigarettes. Going to the store. Will probably stop by my brother's place while I am out. Say "Hi", and whatnot.

To all of you "mastas of grammar":
What is the proper punctuation/grammar/capitalization/etc for the following sentence:
i am going over to my brothers house to say hello amongst other things
(Yes… I have deliberately left out all [...]

meow!

Fuck!
I haven't used Windows 2000 in so long, I forgot my password.
Damn damn damn!!

Digital cameras suck. Anyone wanna lend me $7,000 so I can get the one I want? I'll pay you back… some day.

Just got off the phone with Elizabeth. She is being very womanly (i.e. can't commit to anything) about whether she wants to see Mingo tonight or not. I gave her directions, and show information, and told her several times that she should come. Talked to Amy on the phone too. She said I sounded younger [...]

Ack!
Where's an alarm clock when you need it? I'm late. Again. Tom called to ask me to bring in a computer for his new employee. Thankfully he did, or I would probably still be sleeping.
I need Flex-Time… bad. Then late would be a thing of the past. And sitting at work staring at a blank [...]

If I had money to blow, I would purchase a clue by four for each and every one of the less fortunate.
I'm not sure when I actually received this text message, as it went through LiveJournal's mail server, which has been rather lagged. However, it showed up on my phone shortly after the queue was [...]

I am a superhero. You probably know me.
I wear a cape that makes me invisible. Taking it off means losing my superhero powers. I take it off sometimes.
Girls like me more with it on.

Okay… I'm going to shower now. *sigh*