December 3rd, 2000:

<hijinx> i wonder if i can recompile this by myself
<revjim> you could… but why?
<hijink> and specify the –no-gay option

Hilarious.

“I’ll just make up some news.”

“At least take off your Pulitzer when you say that.”

at0m is one odd individual: proof.

It is scary how much dirt you can dig up on someone using nothing but Google.Com.

I got up a few minutes ago. I am now drinking freshly brewed coffee from my GTE Y2K cup, smoking a Winston Light, and trying to wake up.

I wish I had a warm, fuzzy sweat suit, a clean patio and a seventy-five foot ethernet cable so I could do all of this outdoors.

Bed time.

Tomorrow’s agenda:

When navigating to http://www.bankunited.com/ in order to apply for a checking account, I found the following instructional message:

Please fill out the fields below. If it takes more than a couple minutes, try typing with more than one finger.

Met a cute girl named Allison. Shoulder length blonde hair, about 5’5′, very cute, very funny, and a student at UNT. She is kind of shy, it seemed, and so am I, which didn’t work out to well. I don’t think she would want a guy like me anyway.

Before Allison showed up we played Playstation 2 and sat around in Sean’s living room on our laptops.

After Allison got there, we goofed around and talked a bit, and then watched American Beauty.