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December 5th, 2000:

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SPORK!
(not spoon)

Eat your CHEEZ-ITs with it.

I’m late. I’m late. For a very important date.

I missed the alarm clock this morning, so I’m late again.

Is anyone keeping a tally, not counting my boss? I don’t think it would wash over too well if I asked him, “Hey boss… how many times have I been late this month?”