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Dec 5th, 2000

by Jim Reverend.

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SPORK!
(not spoon)

Eat your CHEEZ-ITs with it.

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#1 Lauren Leachman
on Jun 26th, 2006 at 03:06 am

Dear Reader, if I had just one wish it would it would be that the Spork had a long penis that could erect inside of my large vagina walls. The Spork could passionately toss me up to the wall; ripping my panties off and thrusting it'd self inside of me. It would then rub it's self all over me just fucking and love making, with true love. If only the spork and i could produce children. The spork could hold me tight as i pushed out a sliver spiky spoon slash human child. The spork and I make love inside are parents van as the windows fog and lips meet in one love making session were it then lights up a smoke confessing i was the best he's ever had…if only the spork had a penis and i could love it as I truly desired not just thrusting its way me in the eye as his penis does the job… -Lauren Leachman thoughts on the spork
#2 Lauren Leachman
on Aug 4th, 2006 at 02:08 am

Dear Reader, its been so long since the spork and i made love i feel as if in some ocward way me and him have been growing apart…I wish that things between us could be as they were befor. When me and the spork would make love in simple passion filled ways. When he sloved my wet panties in my mouth as for play not as to make me quite when we make love..But wait i see there is a visiter in my office as i write this letter as a desprete call to try to renue are love vows between me and said spork, Could it be? Or no it is..it is the spork, of all men! He enters jumps his small shinny tin body on the chair in witch i sit.He pulls off my bra sloves it in my moth and yes yess yesssss!!!! he rubs his small tin fingures in me holding me close looking me eye to eye and then he holds me as his spork penis enlargens and wow i haven felt this good since i dont no when. He pushes my head on his index body were you hold to pludge you spork into a meal of k-d i lick the hadle and explode into desire for my spork. Ever since we have mated and had children the spork and i havent made love in such a way. So i asume this letter saved us thank you reader…-Lauren Leachman thoughts on the spork
#3 lauren leachman
on Sep 29th, 2006 at 01:09 am

Dear Reader,
I am finding my self feeling useless once again
I yes have the sex that I always have mutabul orgmasmes and always reaching climax and my pleasure enough to make any girl happy. But i am not any girl. Threw out the years i have had so much sex with the spork…there will be more i just need to leave for a moment..
call me 7645407 Lauren Leachman thoughts on the spork
#4 lauren leachman
on Oct 1st, 2006 at 09:10 pm

i fell so disconted emtionaly with the said spork…I feel as if maybe all i am is a large always wide vagina. I dont understand I try to talk to the spork but my legs creep open the moment his silver lips open the stench that comes from his mouth smells of pleasure and once again he is thrust inside of me and i am pleasured and words coem undone. I am writting a book dedacated towards are love in hopes to find more then just the passion are love is never ending never failing just disintagratting into my vagina forever..Climaxing forever…
-Lauren Leachman thoughts on the spork

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