December 10th, 2000:

Pretty good show.

What was going to be 15 people, turned out to be 4. Me, Nick the Log, Julie and Ashley.

Hadn’t seen Nick in a while so it was good to see him. Everyone was hitting on Julie, as per usual. And Ashley looked as incredible as ever.

Since it was the Local Show, it was hosted by a Local Radio station (97.1 the Eagle). In between the two headlining bands, they got up on stage to give away free stuff. What some people will do for free stuff.

One girl shook her ass like I had never seen before. She unbuttoned her pants and showed everyone her thong panties, and then went back to shaking her ass.

Then another girl got up to dance. She didn’t look very nice at all, didn’t dance very well, and didn’t do anything incredibly cool. If it were me, I wouldn’t have given her anything. But… I guess that’s why it’s not me giving out the stuff.

Then another girl got on stage. She had HUGE boobs (obviously fake) that she decided the crowd she be allowed a quick peek of. She wasn’t very good looking, and didn’t dance very well… but at least she showed the crowd her boobs.

Then, one of the guys from “Hellified Funk Crew” got on stage and cussed a lot. They offered him stuff, but he didn’t take it.

Then three girls got on stage (one of them was the same girl as the first girl). All of them showed the crowd their boobs for quite some time… twice. Most assuredly a crowd pleaser. All three of them were attractive, and none of them even bothered dancing.

Another guy got up there, and was dancing a bit. A few girls joined him, and eventually the girls were dancing against him, and he was just there to enjoy it. Chaz (from the Eagle) keep making up these funny rap lines to the music that was being played while they were dancing. (i.e. “Don’t give up, stick it in her butt”). He got some free stuff as well.

Then, the grand finale. The manager of Spoonfed Tribe, Scott, went off stage and took off all his clothes. He then placed duct tape to cover his penis in the shape of a V. The Eagle staff people stuck CD’s and whatnot in the crack of his butt, which he would then point at audience members for them to grab. A real riot. To top it all off, as he was walking off stage Chaz screamed out “Let’s have a ‘V’ for Victory.”

Scott then grabbed his clothes and returned to the booth behind me to run the lights for Spoonfed. I heard (and partially saw) him rip the tape off his penis. OUCH!

Spoonfed’s show was pretty good. I much prefer the Spoonfed Tribe I used to watch singing for tips on the streets of Fort Worth, but they were decent.

Ashley and Julie decided to wait around to talk to Chad (one of the Spoonfed band members) because Ashley and Him kindasorta have a thing going. Not wanting to get home TOO late, I took off, as did Nick.

All in all I would say it was a decent night.

Sometime during the course of the evening, I commented to Julie in regard to how incredible Ashley looked. Julie responded by saying that she thinks Ashley has a thing for me. I think she was just being nice, because she knows I have had a thing for Ashley for quite a while now.

Time for bed now. I’m sleeping on the couch in the office again to make sure I get up on time.

I vaguely recall stories of individuals who are capable of getting dressed in a moments notice. In my world, however, one must wait for the dryer.

Showering. Then heading over to my brothers to gather before we head off to Dallas for the Local Show.

Her: Those little hairs that grow along your hairline and your forehead are called sü-p&r-’flü-&s hairs.

Me: sü-p&r-’flü-&s?

Her: Yeah. It is a cosmetology term.

Me: Do you mean sü-’p&r-flü-&s?

Her: Yeah.

Me: It means excessive or useless. And it is NOT a cosmetology term.

I have discovered the secret to PERFECT Mac-N-Cheese: follow the directions. Instead of just pouring in enough milk until you feel the noodles are covered pretty good… actually measure out 1/4 cup. It will do wonders for your tastebuds.

I can always count on my Mother to provide conversation when I am feeling lonely.

I love you, Mom.

Note to self: See the Love Letter.

Went to my brothers. Sat around there and watched him and Nick hack for a while. There was a girl named Melissa there, and three other guys (Germ, Scurffelufagus, Ryan). The three guys were on acid, and fun to fuck with for a little while, but that got boring pretty quick. In addition, his apartment was pretty smogged out, which tends to annoy me after a while.

Around 12:45am or so, David and I went over to Kendra’s. That was a whole lot of fun. Matt B. Lovin was there, along with a bunch of people I didn’t know (Kendra’s friends) and Kendra’s roommate. Four of them were playing dominoes on the coffee table, and everyone else was dancing and goofing off.

When I first met Kendra, the week before Thanksgiving, I thought she was okay. But, since then, I have hung out with her a few more times. She really knows how to have a good time, and tends to have fun like I do. She catches the occasional intelligent joke or comment that comes out of my mouth, and I appreciate that.

Matt put on a show for us to the tune of “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” which was a riot. Then it was on to more dominoes and more dancing.

David decided he was ready to leave just as Kendra was about to start a different game. David is notorious for being incredibly anti-social amongst groups of people that involve more than smoking a ton of pot, hacking, and playing guitar. I kind of expected it.

I wanted to stay longer, as I was really having a good time, but since I had brought David, I was also his ride home.

I am going to have to call Kendra and hang out with her again sometime.