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Her: How's Toby?
Me: Pretty good. Why don't you come in for a few minutes and say hello?
Her: No I can't. My new boyfriend [ed: of three WHOLE weeks] would be very upset if he knew I went into another guy's apartment.

WTF is that? Is it just me… or is there something wrong with this?

To Miss superfluous:
I'm is a contraction for I am. Therefore… I'am is NOT correct. Not even a little bit. In fact, it is a waste of an apostrophe. I would even be willing to accept Im out of laziness.
Perhaps using apostrophes when they are not needed is causing you to exhibit a shortage of apostrophes. [...]

Shit.
Running late. I worked so hard to get my brother and sister all ready at the same time on the same day… and now I am the one running late. Only by 30 minutes or so, but still.
Waiting on the dryer now.