because a Reverend can't be wrong.
To Miss superfluous:
I’m is a contraction for I am. Therefore… I’am is NOT correct. Not even a little bit. In fact, it is a waste of an apostrophe. I would even be willing to accept Im out of laziness.
Perhaps using apostrophes when they are not needed is causing you to exhibit a shortage of apostrophes. This would explain why you constantly use its, thats and were when you should use it’s, that’s and we’re. You do understand that these words take on completely different meanings without our little friend apostrophe, don’t you?
In addition, corse either has an “a” (as in coarse) or a “u” (as in course) crammed in there somewhere. If you know which of the two you mean, you should attempt to portray that by including the appropriate letter. Even if you just tack it on at the end, I would feel a lot better.
I would also like you to know, that your email application does include a spell checker. Regardless of how phenomenal you think your spelling abilities are, you should attempt to use it.
I would like to commend you, however, on your use of the phrase “espically when they involve my fat naked ass”. Although you missed a comma, and failed to spell especially properly… the idea you are attempting to portray is 100% accurate.
Thank you for your time.