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If I had money to blow, I would purchase a clue by four for each and every one of the less fortunate.
I'm not sure when I actually received this text message, as it went through LiveJournal's mail server, which has been rather lagged. However, it showed up on my phone shortly after the queue was [...]

I am a superhero. You probably know me.
I wear a cape that makes me invisible. Taking it off means losing my superhero powers. I take it off sometimes.
Girls like me more with it on.