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My Observation:
The only "art" that sells on the Internet is prints from well known artists/photographers and anything having to do with a naked woman.

His Plan:
Art is not about art. It's about hype, shock and marketing. Also helps sales if the artist is dead. So here's the plan:

We'll reinvent you as a "famous" unknown artist. You'll do a series of black & white silver prints of shaved female cats and call it "Shaved & Naked Pussy". Then you we'll fake a Kurt Cobain number on you and you run off and hide for 7 years. In the meantime I'll do a gallery opening for you and sell all the work for a reasonable 50% commission and mail you a check. After 7 years is up you can resurface ala Elvis and say that artistic depression forced you to fake your death.