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I am leaving now to go get the keys to the new place. I was waiting on Brad, but he fell asleep. I called him and woke him up and told him if we didn't leave now, then we wouldn't be there before 7pm, which is when they close. He says he is leaving now. [...]

Brought my folks to the airport. Now I'm at home. I am supposed to be packing. But I don't even know where to start. I know where I SHOULD start… with a trash can. And just fill it up. I have way too much junk. But… I hate to part with it. You name it… [...]

An atom walks into a bar and orders a double. The bartender gives him his drink and says "What's the matter, man, you look terrible."
The atom, with a horrible look on his face responds, "well… I lost an electron today."
"Are you sure?" asks the bartender.
After a second, the atom replies, "I'm positive."