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I think I am going home now.
Yeah… that sounds good.

Going bowling tonight. Woo! I get to have the "blubber coated penguin" all to myself. YAY! Man, I love it when a girls boobs touch her knees. And I REALLY love it when her waist touches her feet.
"Grease me up, baby… I'm all yours!".
Anyone have a bathtub and about 500lbs of flour I can [...]

Thanks to belladonna, starzz, bradfitz (who fixed the error message… yay!), lilly, jaclyn, jaclyn, joiseyguy, petfish, crackmonkey, jaclyn, alleypat, jennie and jaclyn for the text messages. And… for your amusement, here are some of the more interesting of the bunch:
"bill says to tell you 'pinche joto bendejo' (te quiero)"
"1 1 2 3 5 [...]

Dealt with the dryer. Found information on how to wire it for a 4-prong outlet on the Internet. It was a damn good thing I looked too, because I initially had it wired all wrong. I made Brad turn plug it on, flip the breaker, start it up, and touch the door… so that if [...]