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Finally!!! I am going home.

Oh show me the way to go home.
I'm tired and I wanna go to bed.
I had a little drink about an hour ago,
And it went right to my head.
Over land or sea or foam,
Where ever I may roam,
You can always hear me singin' a song:
Show me the way to go home.

I am not sure WHY it is so funny… but it really cracks me that people are actually forwarding this around… even to people who don't use the service:

Dear Hotmail User,
Our hotmail system is getting to crowded!! We need you to forward
this to at least 20 people. I know this seems like a large number,
but [...]

A phone call this morning:

Her: I think something died in my kitchen.
Me: What, like a rat?
Her: Yeah, like a moose.
Her: Bullwinkle died in my kitchen.

Bah. I got up late. I kept telling myself "just five more minutes". Well, five turned to ten, ten into twenty, twenty into fourty…. and now…. now I am out of bed just over an hour later than I wanted to be.
Bah.