Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger has advised Catholics not to masturbate, after performing a lengthy study of a pro-masturbation priest's arguments, due to the immoral nature of such activities.
The Cardinal has also condemned homosexual relationships, saying only two kinds of sexuality are allowed by the church: heterosexuality and chastity.
The next time I beat my meat… I'll stroke [...]
Posts on ‘May 16th, 2001’
hey catholics:
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A private email from my boss in response to another individual's signature which reads "Senior Wholesale Services System Support Administrator":
Daniel:
When you sign your emails back to Kevin, you should make your title
"Most Senior Wholesale Services System Support Expert Genious
Administrator".
Heh. Sometimes he's alright.
