One of the biggest differences between adults and children is that adults are stupid enough to believe they can actually circumvent the security and fairness measures implemented in McDonalds’ “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” game pieces. This, in part, involves them attempting to make the game piece paper transparent using many methods. For instance, smashing a french fry against the back of it to saturate it in grease or pouring coke all over it and the table.
May 17th, 2001:
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As much as I love Michael Stipe and could care less about who he screws and how he does it, thisfarrisgoldstein> receives the award for “funniest commentary on Michael Stipe’s emergence from the closet” with this entry.