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Archive for May 17th, 2001

adults

One of the biggest differences between adults and children is that adults are stupid enough to believe they can actually circumvent the security and fairness measures implemented in McDonalds' "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" game pieces. This, in part, involves them attempting to make the game piece paper transparent using many methods. For instance, [...]

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in the elevator

fat woman: are you going surfing?
me: surfing?
fat woman: the ponytail.
me: *fake laughter* that's really funny.

ugh.

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untitled

As much as I love Michael Stipe and could care less about who he screws and how he does it,

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