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May 29th, 2001ha!
I am talking about the advantages of Linux with my Microsoft Support Professional while I wait for a 2GB file to transfer from one disk to another. He agrees with me.
Archive for May 29th, 2001
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May 29th, 2001Oh! yay! I'm being transfered to another engineer. After sitting on hold for 15 minutes. But… before I can talk to another engineer… I have to sit on hold just a little bit longer. yay!
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May 29th, 2001I told you that the exchsrvr directory we are using is on the D Drive a million times. So why do you keep sending me to the C Drive… and then wonder why the file is not there until i remind you that I am running on the D Drive?
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May 29th, 2001Mr. Microsoft told me that I needed Service Pack 3 for Exchange 5.5. I asked him where to get it, and he directed me to the download site. I told him the link didn't work. He didn't believe me.
So he went and checked.
HA!
"thank you for calling microsoft technical support… our representatives know as little as you do… they just do a better job pretending"
May 29th, 2001I'm sittin' on hold…..
I'm sittin' on hooooo-ooo-ooold.
I'm sittin' here and growin' mighty ooold.
Windows is the bane of my existence. Bill Gates has a personal vengeance against me. NT laughs at my very existence. Exchange Server 5.5 urinates on my cereal every morning.
I broke down. I paid my $245. I called tech support. This fucker doesn't [...]
notice
May 29th, 2001It is sad that most of my family and friends fail to notice that I had my hair cut this weekend, and yet many people at work (some I don't ever talk to, and some that I cannot stand) notice the second they see me.
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May 29th, 2001I just ate a bag of plain, ordinary, orange colored Cheetos…… and now my tongue is green.
This is just plain wrong.
Mental Note: Read all packaging before consuming any product.
they thought
May 29th, 2001they thought
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May 29th, 2001EXPLOSIVE DEVICE DISCOVERED AT SOUTHWEST REGION HEADQUARTERS BUILDING (2001-05-25 14:59)
This morning, at Verizon's Southwest Region Headquarters building (the former Texas/New Mexico Headquarters) a contract employee discovered a suspicious object in the parking garage. Verizon Security and local law enforcement authorities were immediately notified. At the same time, employees were safely evacuated from both [...]
thank you opcifer, may I have another
May 29th, 2001I got a ticket at 11:20pm Sunday night from the Airport police in the Grapevine jurisdiction. 80 in a 55. I was about 200ft north of the end of the ramp to 121N/635E coming from 114E. The fucker said he paced me. You can't take that ramp any faster than 65. Believe me, I've tried. [...]
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