I'm sittin' on hold…..
I'm sittin' on hooooo-ooo-ooold.I'm sittin' here and growin' mighty ooold.
Windows is the bane of my existence. Bill Gates has a personal vengeance against me. NT laughs at my very existence. Exchange Server 5.5 urinates on my cereal every morning.
I broke down. I paid my $245. I called tech support. This fucker doesn't seem to know how to fix it either. Goddamn it.
Maybe I shouldn't have told my "Support Professional" that I was a UNIX guy and didn't know crap about Windows.