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"thank you for calling microsoft technical support… our representatives know as little as you do… they just do a better job pretending"

I'm sittin' on hold…..
I'm sittin' on hooooo-ooo-ooold.

I'm sittin' here and growin' mighty ooold.

Windows is the bane of my existence. Bill Gates has a personal vengeance against me. NT laughs at my very existence. Exchange Server 5.5 urinates on my cereal every morning.

I broke down. I paid my $245. I called tech support. This fucker doesn't seem to know how to fix it either. Goddamn it.

Maybe I shouldn't have told my "Support Professional" that I was a UNIX guy and didn't know crap about Windows.

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