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thank you opcifer, may I have another

I got a ticket at 11:20pm Sunday night from the Airport police in the Grapevine jurisdiction. 80 in a 55. I was about 200ft north of the end of the ramp to 121N/635E coming from 114E. The fucker said he paced me. You can't take that ramp any faster than 65. Believe me, I've tried. To top it all off, the guy was a real asshole. And I know how to treat cops… believe me, I've been pulled over, detained, arrested, and ticketed enough times to know how to handle the situation to ensure the best possible outcome, aside from fellating him right after I bend over.

Watch out for officer C. Flor (ID. 621, Div. P). He's an asshole.

I had been doing so well, too. No tickets in at least a year.

This will be about $250.

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