Me: Is that Samuel L. Jackson?
sn0w_cr4sh: No, Daniel. You may not believe this, but there are confirmed reports of black men that are NOT Samuel L. Jackson.
because a Reverend can't be wrong.
Me: Is that Samuel L. Jackson?
sn0w_cr4sh: No, Daniel. You may not believe this, but there are confirmed reports of black men that are NOT Samuel L. Jackson.
Title: (s)lower days
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It is amazing what types of illegal things people are willing to do and what things they are not:
Burn me a copy of Windows 2000 professional: OKAY!
Make me a copy of that new Weezer CD: OKAY!
Give me your password for this website: OKAY!
Buy me some alcohol even though I am not 21: OKAY!
Steal me a switch from your place of employment: OKAY!
Sell me an ounce of Marijuana: OKAY!
Throw this out your car window: OKAY!
Drive faster, I’m in a hurry: OKAY!
Don’t tell the government that I actually made $25,000 in tips last year: OKAY!
Swipe me a $0.60 candy bar from the 7-Eleven: HELL NO!
I didn’t leave the house once yesterday. This morning, when I woke up, I though it was Sunday. My hair feels disgusting this morning. Most likely since I also didn’t both to shower to even really get dressed yesterday.
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