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been caught stealin’….

It is amazing what types of illegal things people are willing to do and what things they are not:

Burn me a copy of Windows 2000 professional: OKAY!

Make me a copy of that new Weezer CD: OKAY!

Give me your password for this website: OKAY!

Buy me some alcohol even though I am not 21: OKAY!

Steal me a switch from your place of employment: OKAY!

Sell me an ounce of Marijuana: OKAY!

Throw this out your car window: OKAY!

Drive faster, I’m in a hurry: OKAY!

Don’t tell the government that I actually made $25,000 in tips last year: OKAY!

Swipe me a $0.60 candy bar from the 7-Eleven: HELL NO!

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