been caught stealin'….
June 11th, 2001It is amazing what types of illegal things people are willing to do and what things they are not:
Burn me a copy of Windows 2000 professional: OKAY!
Make me a copy of that new Weezer CD: OKAY!
Give me your password for this website: OKAY!
Buy me some alcohol even though I am not 21: OKAY!
Steal me a switch from your place of employment: OKAY!
Sell me an ounce of Marijuana: OKAY!
Throw this out your car window: OKAY!
Drive faster, I'm in a hurry: OKAY!
Don't tell the government that I actually made $25,000 in tips last year: OKAY!
Swipe me a $0.60 candy bar from the 7-Eleven: HELL NO!
