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I may be using the wrong terminology here, but can anyone give me a full list of the "keywords" that can be used in a COBOL "struct" definition? I have the following:
- PIC X()
- PIC 9()
- PIC S9()
- PIC 9999V99
- VALUE
- REDEFINES
- OCCURS
- FILLER
- * = COMMENT
I am attempting to write a Perl(?) script that [...]

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This does not feel good at all.

I am going home now. I am going to stop by the grocery store and buy some chicken breast, some potatoes, and some fresh rosemary with the intent of making "rosemary chicken and potatoes". Jaclyn will be home late, so I am going to save some for her and reheat it when she gets home. [...]

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I HATE COBOL!
(will…. save me…. please!!!)
*gasp* *gasp*