July, 2001:

Today is page her via LJjaclyn>’s birthday. Send her happy birthday wishes on her cell phone. If you are on her friends list you can page her via LJ. If not… you can send email to pagejaclyn@inkshop.org.

Found on a sticky note stuck on my monitor:

Daniel
Please check my PC. It is BROKE.
Password: xxxxxxxx
Joe F

Joe is my boss’ boss…

Here is the list of things from previous TODO lists that I have not completed:

- Balance Checkbook
- Write COBOL parser
- Fill out expense report
- Call Brian
- Do the dishes
- Fix CD Burner
- Pay Phone Bill
- Buy coffee creamer
- Burn a Debian CD
- Burn a Miles Davis CD
- Quit Smoking
- Buy the cat some mousies
- Backup Web Directory
- Clean Bedroom
- Fix muttprint
- Install MJ on WhatTeam and Inkshop
- Make new Chupacabra
- Copy Mutt settings to kilgore
- Fix sudo

And here are some new things to add for today:

- Move all of Jaclyn’s stuff
- Take the trash out to the road
- Pay Truck Payment
- Pay Cable Bill
- Pay Cell Phone Bill
- Pay Electricity Bill

Wish me luck.

If I had a knife… and we were alone in a room… and I KNEW I wouldn’t get caught… I don’t think we would walk out of that room together.

There are several things from yesterday’s list that I did not complete. Here they are:

- Balance Checkbook
- Write COBOL parser
- Fill out expense report
- Call Brian
- Do the dishes
- Fix CD Burner
- Pay Phone Bill
- Buy coffee creamer
- Burn a Debian CD
- Burn a Miles Davis CD
- Quit Smoking
- Buy the cat some mousies
- Backup Web Directory

And here are some new things to do today:

- Fix stupid fuckin’ SSH
- Go bowling
- Get Maiko
- Clean Bedroom
- Fix muttprint
- Install MJ on WhatTeam and Inkshop
- Make new Chupacabra
- Copy Mutt settings to kilgore
- Fix sudo

I had a wonderful conversation via E-Mail with an old friend about Mormonism. I am not a Mormon, but I consider myself an amateur theologist. Religion is incredibly fascinating to me. Mormonism has some very interesting, and very beautiful concepts. Take the following quotation from my friend, for example:

When men and women are sealed (married) it’s eternal. When we progress enough we will be able to have spirit children who we can send to earth to have physical bodies.

It has been a while since I have had a good, long, religion conversation.

In other news, I have been told that the following statement made by me is a good indication of my character, and that I should display it in my journal:

I am certain I would be more interested in watching a woman cook my breakfast in her panties than I would be in actually eating the food.

That is all.

My Personal INBOX is empty. Whew.

My LJ-INBOX has 10 messages in it. Whew.

My Work INBOX has 153 messages in it. Not bad.

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BAD @ 2001-07-18 10:15:04

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Things to do (in no particular order):

- Balance Checkbook
- Write COBOL parser
- Fill out expense report
- Call Brian
- Wash three loads of Laundry
- Do the dishes
- Take the trash to the road
- Fix CD Burner
- Pay Phone Bill
- Say something other than “Hi” to the cute girl at work
- Buy coffee creamer
- Burn a Debian CD
- Burn a Miles Davis CD
- Quit Smoking
- Buy the cat some mousies
- CANCELLED: Go to joiseyguy>’s house with
- Backup Web Directory
- Setup online banking
- Change Direct Deposit over to WAMU
- Clean Living Room