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More often than not I hear women make statements like "Don't look at my breasts, look at me" or, "He didn't look in my eyes the entire time we were talking". The truth is, your eyes are not that impressive. On the other hand, your tits are huge, you're not wearing a bra, and they [...]

From: Bitch
To: revjim
Subject: RE: Hello
The only thing I've been doing is planning my wedding, did I tell you about that? If not, it's next June, in Vegas. Should be lots of fun.
Some day, Daniel. Some day.