More often than not I hear women make statements like “Don’t look at my breasts, look at me” or, “He didn’t look in my eyes the entire time we were talking”. The truth is, your eyes are not that impressive. On the other hand, your tits are huge, you’re not wearing a bra, and they are practically falling out of that thing you have wrapped around your chest and sometimes refer to as a shirt.
Wouldn’t you think something was odd if you went to the Washington Monument to find crowds of people starring in awe at the gardener’s shed? Of course you would.
If I were walking around with a hard-on showing through my pants, don’t tell me you wouldn’t stare. In fact, you would probably nudge your friend in the ribs and say “Look. That guy has a huge hard-on.” And then, of course, you would cover your ass by saying “and he was starring at my tits just five minutes ago.”
So the next time you feel the need to comment, take a look at yourself and tell me what your most outstanding feature is. After you realize that your tits are about the only thing you have to offer, shake them a little. We like that.