The only thing that is worse than doing laundry is doing laundry right before bed.
I am not a praying man, but tonight, I pray:
Dear God-
Please provide me with an everlasting supply of nice, pre-ironed clothing including, but not limited to slacks, button-up shirts, jeans, t-shirts,. knit shirts, boxers and socks. I don’t want to wash clothes any more.
If you provide me with this, I will convert 25 people to the religion of your choice.
In your son’s name I pray,
Amen.