November 20th, 2001:

PEAR has a fairly decent set of XML-RPC libraries. I have spent a wholesome chunk of the past three hours learning how to use them because there is absolutely NO documentation. Maybe I should write some? I am not really suited to writing documentation. I am good at writing examples. Maybe examples are better than nothing. I digress.

The purpose behind this research is so that some day I will have website with regularly updated content. In addition, my website will be able to plug into MANY other websites for sharing purposes. For instance, when I update my website… it will update my LiveJournal to inform you of that change. When I add a new photograph to the gallery… it will automatically add that photograph to my profile at photo.net. You get the picture…

I have such great ideas, and I have the skill to carry them out… I just get bored with the process of doing so because I don’t have anyone to share my successes with. I need more friends that appreciate good, clean code.

A long time ago me and my brother frank here, we were hitchhiking down the Information Super Highway. When all of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon in the middle of my screen. And he said, “Write the best post in the world, or I’ll eat your soul.”

Well me and Frank, we looked at each other, and we each said, “Okay.”

And we wrote the first thing that came to our heads. It just so happened to be, the best post in the world. Oh, yeah. And it saved our butts, because the demon wanted to kill us. But he was forced to set us free, by the honor code that demons have to live by. Because it’s Satan’s Surprise and it’s magic. And it’s a mystical disguise. It’s the devil’s post and it’s tragic! You are the mystical-eyed virgin and you’re posting!

Well needless to say, the beast was stunned. Whip crack, went the swampy tail, and the beast was done. He asked us, “Be you angels?”

And we said, “Nay! We are but a man and a goat. Rock!”

This is not the greatest post in the world, no. This is just a tribute. Frank ate the greatest post in the world. This is a tribute to the greatest post in the world, alright! It is just the best motherfuckin’ post, the greatest post in the world.

Oh mama, Lucifer.

And the peculiar thing is this, my friends: The post we wrote on that fatefull night, didn’t actually read anything like this post! This is just a tribute. You’ve gotta believe me. And I wish you were there. And I wish frank hadn’t ate it. It’s just a matter of opinion. Ah! Fuck! Good god! And God lovin!

There’s no surprise to find you can’t stop him!

Rich motherfucker…

rockbugg>, (aka buffy-hater), , anyone else: Buffy Party tonight?

farrisgoldstein>, , anyone else: Lunch?

To Whom it May Concern:

Reverend Jim is a moron, and therefore left his cell phone at home today. If you would like to contact him, please call his work number. If you don’t know his work number, ask someone who does. If you don’t know anyone who does, ask James Earl Jones. If you don’t know James Earl Jones, ask Jesus. If you don’t know Jesus then the Reverend probably doesn’t want to talk to you anyway.

Current Thermometer Setting: 73°F
Current Indoor Temperature: 66°F
Current Outdoor Temperature: 34°F
The highest forecasted temperature over the next 10 days: 69°F

And finally my favorite “season” of the year begins.

Anyone feel like cuddling up next to a camp fire with some hot apple cider? Applications are being accepted.