A long time ago me and my brother frank here, we were hitchhiking down the Information Super Highway. When all of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon in the middle of my screen. And he said, "Write the best post in the world, or I'll eat your soul."
Well me and Frank, we looked at each other, and we each said, "Okay."
And we wrote the first thing that came to our heads. It just so happened to be, the best post in the world. Oh, yeah. And it saved our butts, because the demon wanted to kill us. But he was forced to set us free, by the honor code that demons have to live by. Because it's Satan's Surprise and it's magic. And it's a mystical disguise. It's the devil's post and it's tragic! You are the mystical-eyed virgin and you're posting!
Well needless to say, the beast was stunned. Whip crack, went the swampy tail, and the beast was done. He asked us, "Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay! We are but a man and a goat. Rock!"
This is not the greatest post in the world, no. This is just a tribute. Frank ate the greatest post in the world. This is a tribute to the greatest post in the world, alright! It is just the best motherfuckin' post, the greatest post in the world.
Oh mama, Lucifer.
And the peculiar thing is this, my friends: The post we wrote on that fatefull night, didn't actually read anything like this post! This is just a tribute. You've gotta believe me. And I wish you were there. And I wish frank hadn't ate it. It's just a matter of opinion. Ah! Fuck! Good god! And God lovin!
There's no surprise to find you can't stop him!
Rich motherfucker…
