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Anyone who has yet to buy me a Christmas gift and is thinking of doing so, I would like a pair of these please.

It's fun to pull up a list of items on eBay, and decide that you want to buy one. And then, as you click on each item down the list, the resulting page tells you the item has been bought already. It's like an eBay race to see who can get to it first. And [...]

This morning I got up before Jesus did. I guess he left the secrets to the world lying around before he went to bed because, after years of meditation, bribery, sexual favors, intense concentration, and the slaughter of over 15,000 African Bullfrogs, the secret to being energetic, awake, and alert, even after only five hours [...]