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Los Muchos Machos de Rock and Roll
Where: Mansions at Coyote Ridge in Carrollton. Suite 4806.
When: 6:30pm - 7:30pm
What: Work Out.
Cost: Free.
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Once every quarter, the company I work for sends out a five to ten page newsletter in regard to Security Activity on a company wide basis. Here are some excerpts from it.
Tee time
The administrator for a city's public golf course telephone reservations system notified Security that several employees always seemed to have premium tee times [...]

From: The President
To: Everyone
I am writing to personally thank each of you for your dedication and commitment to [Our] goals in 2001. In this year of tremendous challenges, expected and unexpected, your extraordinary teamwork, skill, and courage has enabled the Company to respond professionally and successfully to each challenge we faced.
In appreciation for your [...]

L. van Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata" is playing in the background. I am moving my arms in an overly dramatic pseudo-interpretive fashion to the music.
"Is that by somebody famous?" Jaclyn asks.
"Only Beethoven," I say in the art faggiest voice I have.
"I'm gone if you're listening to Beethoven," she says as she walks away. "And what the [...]