The party is finally filling out.
The attendance list looks like this so far:
Justin farrisgoldstein
Bonnie bookriot
Sarah sarahpryce
Wes thenakedindian
Monica monica
Amanda quixotic
Becca becca_dallas
Jaclyn jaclyn
Matt crackmonkey
Brad sn0w_cr4sh
Morgan z03‘s mom
Justin (other Justin)
Nicki
Sean peener
Lisa starrla78
Mike vertigo00oo
My Allison… err I mean Allison
The following people are tentative:
Mike mw
Rachel belle_mort
Elizabeth foxyred
Genevieve thinktink
Amanda
Royce
Joel rockbugg
Emily shutterbugg
Kitty B kittybtm
David
Julie
Bo
Currently unaccounted for:
Amy bleu92
Will x_devious
Mary ms_lady
Now lets recount the rules:
- Thou shalt not steal. If you are caught stealing from me, I will personally cut both of your hands off and sell them on the black market.
- Thou shalt not vomit on the carpet. If you are not responsible enough to control your drinking enough to not vomit, or at least control where it is you vomit, then don’t drink. Not only do I not want to clean up after to you, but the smell of puke can really clear out a party, and fast.
- Thou shalt not snort lines of coke on my bathroom sink. Period.
- Thou shalt not use my razor for any reason. Should you choose to shave your pubic hair while in attendance, use your own razor. And please, clean up after yourself.
- Thou shalt not perform sexual activities, either alone, or with another individual, in the privacy of a bathroom, closet, bedroom, or garage. While sexual activity is encouraged… we all want to watch. That’s what the living room is for.
- Thou shalt not leave the party, steal street signs, and then return them to the party. While such activities can be enjoyable, they are illegal and should not be linked to such a large group of people.
Now for directions:
Coming from Plano and all points North:
1) Take 75 (or the tollway) south to 190 (G.W. Bush Turnpike)
2) Take 190 West to 35E
3) Take 35E North to 121
Coming from Denton:
1) Take 35E South to 121 (not 121 business)
Coming from Tarrant County:
1) Take 183 (or 114) East to Loop 12
2) Take Loop 12 North to 35E
2) Take 35E North to 121
Coming from East of Dallas:
1) Take 635 West to 35E
2) Take 35E North to 121
Coming from Arlington:
1) Take 360 North to 183
2) Take 183 East to Loop 12
3) Take Loop 12 North to 35E
4) Take 35E North to 121
Then:
1) Take 121 North to Hebron
2) Turn Left at Hebron (West)
3) Turn right at Hunt (Second right. no stop sign or light)
4) Make first LEFT into Mansions of Coyote Ridge
5) Gate Code is #0023.
6) Go through gate.
7) Turn Left at the Stop Sign.
8) Park in the first large parking area on the Left (or the second if it is full).
9) Building 48, #4806
The address is:
4229 Hunt Drive #4806
Carrollton, TX 75010
Contact Information:
Home: 972.939.6652
Cell: 972.670.7587
Finding the actual apartment can be kinda tough. If you have a cell phone, call when you get close and I’ll come outside so you can find it. If you don’t, dial #0023 at the gate (even if it is open) and it will call me so I know to come out and get you.
Bring enough food and drink for yourself… then we can all share when you get here. If you, for some reason *ahem*minor*ahem* are unable to purchase alcohol and would like some, give me a call and I’ll see what I can do.
Most people are showing up around 10:00pm or so. You are more than welcome to come earlier, however, I can’t be held accountable for the condition of the apartment at that time.
Admission will be enough food and drink for yourself OR money to chip in for pre-purchased food and drink AND (for females only) three items of clothing (my choice) to be given back at the end of the evening.
Bring a pillow and a blanket if you plan on drinking, just in case you end up spending the night.
Novelty condoms and lubricants are available for $0.75 each. This residence cannot be held accountable for lost clothing, unplanned pregnancies, newly formed drug habits, hangovers, or loss of ability to have fun after experiencing this event.
If you don’t like my
I’m going to try and get off work early to take care of last minute things. several of you have offered to help with last minute this and thats.