After plugging all of my physical statistics into the system at lanebryant.com it gave me an accurate representation of my looks. I wanted to dress myself up before showing off to you all, but the website decided that I was less than a size 14, and therefore, they didn't have any virtual clothes that would fit me. Therefore, I'm going to have to show off in my underclothes:
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I'm pretty cute, huh?
Hey… quit looking at me like that. You perverts! What… am I nothing more than a piece of meat to you?!
