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I'm going to see the DSO perform "A Symphonic Night at the Movies" with Amanda. It should be a good time. It's been a while since I have been anywhere where I had to be even semi-dressed up, should I am glad that she invited me. It's being held at the Meyerson Symphony Center. It [...]

Jaclyn and I were having a conversation this morning:
J: I tried to make a sandwich the other day, and my bread was all moldy. It wasn't even opened.
D: It was? How long did you have it?
J: A couple weeks. Since I moved in.
D: Yeah. Bread doesn't last that long.
J: They need to make bread packages [...]

Amanda () and I went to get coffee at CC's last Sunday night because she bought a new car and wanted to show it off to me. When we got there, I immediately noticed Sara was working. I pointed her out to Amanda, and told her the story of "Sara the coffee girl" (here, here [...]

Sometimes someone else's words speak louder for us than we could do ourselves. This morning I am having one of those moments.

No, I can't be trusted.
Out here alone with my thoughts.
'Cause my brakes are busted
And the engine's shot.
The heat serves to keep you soft.
So I can mold you and you won't crack.
But I don't know [...]

[Prolusion]
I had a dream last night. While the dream is short and looks nerdy, that trait is only superficial. Members of the congregation would be wise to listen to my recount of this dream, regardless of its nerdy content.
[The Dream]
My step-brother (who, for those who don't know him, is one of the loudest, most redneck, [...]

Jaclyn just tooted on my penis.
She was sitting on my lap reading a story I wrote on the computer, and all of a sudden, she tooted.
She claims that it was just her tummy growling, but I know better.
Update: In order to keep from suffering the wrath of Jaclyn, I am being required to mention that, [...]