did you just toot on my penis?
March 3rd, 2002Jaclyn just tooted on my penis.
She was sitting on my lap reading a story I wrote on the computer, and all of a sudden, she tooted.
She claims that it was just her tummy growling, but I know better.
Update: In order to keep from suffering the wrath of Jaclyn, I am being required to mention that, had Jaclyn actually tooted on my penis, she would be willing to allow me to post this. However, she claims that she did not, and promised on our friendship regarding that fact. Jaclyn claims that her stomach did a "violent growl".
