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Oh no. This little boy is up too late. Now he'll never get up in time for his job which means, if he doesn't arrive at 8am, the entire world will blow up.
I did good though. Not a single drop of work was done by me after 5:00pm. And I could care less if something [...]

Kitty up and scratch me through my jeans.
Kitty up and scratch me through my jeans.
Kitty up and scratch me through my jeans.
Fuck you, kitty, you're gonna spend the night
Fuck you, kitty, you're gonna spend the night
Fuck you, kitty, you're gonna spend the night
OUTSIDE!
I picked up Toby, and then went to let Umlaut out of the [...]

On my way home from work today, there was a guy standing next to the cement wall in the center of I35E. He was dressed pretty dirty, and had a MEAN look on his face. He was flailing his arms about and traffic was stopped in both directions. He was throwing what looked like chunks [...]

Nikon is said to be releasing the D100 this summer. The D100 is Nikon's first Digital SLR camera for the "prosumer" market. This is good and bad news. While I was slightly upset that I was going to have to "settle" for the non-SLR Coolpix 995, they just dropped the price by $300 on that [...]

I just received an email from my boss addressed to many individuals. The highlights of it read:
Media across the country reported that [our company] will eliminate the equivalent of approximately 10,000 positions during the current year. As mentioned earlier, [our company] currently has 275,000 employees and this recent announcement would indicate the company is planning [...]

Moments before I arrived at work, I received a page:
Dan where are you?
It was from my boss. He sends me pages like that most every day that I am late, which is most every day. After I got here, around 9:05am, he came into my cubicle and handed me the following letter:

To: Daniel Xxxxxxx
From: Ed [...]

Dear Dallas Zoo,
I have found your missing elephant. He is sitting on my head.
Yours,
Reverend Jim