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Toby is a bitch.
I've probably spent over $300 replacing things he's chewed through: Brad's mouse cord, Jaclyn's mouse cord, the power supply cord to my dell laptop, my digital studio headphones, about three DC power supplies, a couple ethernet cables, a CDROM to soundcard cable (I have no clue what those are called), a IDE [...]

Setting: The speaker phone of someone in my office on a conference call.
Speaker: I think we need to monitor their backend activity.

Dear Nikon,
Please make a digital SLR camera using Foveon X3 technology with superior image quality. Please do this by next month, and please keep the price below $1500. I am a loyal Nikon customer, however, if someone beats you to the punch, I will change out my entire system.
Thank you.
Reverend Jim

My laundry is in the dryer. It should be done by 7:15am. I have exactly 38 minutes to drink coffee and read various Internet sites. Then, in the shower I go. This way, I should be out the door by 7:30 (or 7:45 at the very latest). That should get me to work between 8:00am [...]