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Kim ripped off all of her fake fingernails today at work. I went in her cubicle just as she had finished and, upon finding out, expressed my disgust.
"Now there is Kim dander scattered all over the place. That's gross."
"No it isn't."
"That would be like me putting my feet up on my desk and cutting my [...]

Amanda's meeting me at my place at 6:00pm. Then we are going to Fogo De Chão for her birthday. Mmmmmm. Lots of beef on swords.
Those of you who know Amanda are invited to come. Call me for details.

Dear Informix database server over which I have no control,
Please stop dumping core.
Thanks,
Reverend Jim

Tobias Seamon of 0 format has a piece up entitled A Concise History of the Conflict. It is well worth the read.
To entice you, here is one of my favorite passages:
No longer believing in God, the Christians went to war against each other like never before, and not even the bank of Rome could stop [...]

DALLAS, TX– In an unprecedented move, Time issued its thirty most annoying minutes to one Dallas resident in rapid succession. Scholars, scientists and clock-makers world-wide are stunned.
Officials reported that these thirty minutes began on April 9th at 6:30am. Mr. Reverend Jim, a resident of Dallas, was nudged awake by his computer with the sounds of [...]