Kim ripped off all of her fake fingernails today at work. I went in her cubicle just as she had finished and, upon finding out, expressed my disgust.
“Now there is Kim dander scattered all over the place. That’s gross.”
“No it isn’t.”
“That would be like me putting my feet up on my desk and cutting my toenails.”
From over the cube wall, Ed interjected.
“Dan, that would actually make your cubicle cleaner.”
Ha!