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My father's rushing, pumping, thumping blood pulses through my veins. In time with my heart, yet somehow separate.
The strings and speckles of yesterday dance in my peripheral vision and scurry away as I turn my eyes to get a better look.
The tinglely, prickly, tickle of nothing, crawls across my back and down my legs, letting [...]

Umlaut has a 3:40 appointment for his butt worms. They're going to take poop out of his butt and do some tests on it. Yum.
One exam: $34.00
One fecal matter test: $12.00
A cat without butt worms: Priceless
While I'm there I'll make an appointment to get his little nutters chopped off.
Poor Umlaut.

To the best of my ability, I have recounted a portion of a conversation I just had with jaclyn on the phone:
Jaclyn: Guess what I made last night?
Me: Chocolate Chip Muffins?
Jaclyn: MONKEY!
Me: You posted about it in your LJ.
Jaclyn: Guess what I made last night?
Me: What?
Jaclyn: Chocolate Chip Muffins!
Me: Really?
Jaclyn: Yeah. And I only burned [...]

I had a dream last night, that I can only remember bits and pieces of.
Ashley was the "girl" in this dream. She only closely resembled Ashley, but didn't look exactly like her. Her name wasn't even Ashley. But somehow, I knew it was Ashley. I've been doing good as far as forgetting her goes, and [...]