To the best of my ability, I have recounted a portion of a conversation I just had with jaclyn on the phone:
Jaclyn: Guess what I made last night?
Me: Chocolate Chip Muffins?
Jaclyn: MONKEY!
Me: You posted about it in your LJ.
Jaclyn: Guess what I made last night?
Me: What?
Jaclyn: Chocolate Chip Muffins!
Me: Really?
Jaclyn: Yeah. And I only burned the bottoms. The tops were just fine.
Me: What kind of pan did you use?
Jaclyn: A muffin pan.
Me: Did you use the little paper things?
Jaclyn: No. I greased the bottom of the pan with butter.
Me: In a regular muffin pan?
Jaclyn: Yeah.
Me: Where did you get a muffin pan?
Jaclyn: In that box of dishes you brought over. I started going through it and I found two brand new muffin pans so I said, “I’m going to have to buy some muffins.”
Me: Did you unpack all of those dishes?
Jaclyn: YEAH!…….. no.
Me: You need to do that.
Jaclyn: I got everything I want out of there. I think.
Me: Well you should go through it again.
Jaclyn: There’s garbage in there.
Me: Some of it is junk, yeah, but there is some good stuff too.
Jaclyn: No. I started throwing garbage in it.
Me: Before you emptied it out?
Jaclyn: Yeah.
Me: Well you should take the garbage out of it and get the rest of the dishes.
Jaclyn: I ain’t no trash picker. I threw some raw Italian Sausage in there, and now Beanie keeps biting at the box.
Me: Where did you get Italian Sausage?
Jaclyn: I cleaned out my fridge.
Me: And threw it all in the dishes box?
Jaclyn: Yeah. In fact, I can see some silverware poking out of all the trash right now. With a bread crust sitting right on top of it. And, of course, I’m waiting for you to come over and take it downstairs for me.
Me: Of course.