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To the best of my ability, I have recounted a portion of a conversation I just had with jaclyn on the phone:

Jaclyn: Guess what I made last night?

Me: Chocolate Chip Muffins?

Jaclyn: MONKEY!

Me: You posted about it in your LJ.

Jaclyn: Guess what I made last night?

Me: What?

Jaclyn: Chocolate Chip Muffins!

Me: Really?

Jaclyn: Yeah. And I only burned the bottoms. The tops were just fine.

Me: What kind of pan did you use?

Jaclyn: A muffin pan.

Me: Did you use the little paper things?

Jaclyn: No. I greased the bottom of the pan with butter.

Me: In a regular muffin pan?

Jaclyn: Yeah.

Me: Where did you get a muffin pan?

Jaclyn: In that box of dishes you brought over. I started going through it and I found two brand new muffin pans so I said, "I'm going to have to buy some muffins."

Me: Did you unpack all of those dishes?

Jaclyn: YEAH!…….. no.

Me: You need to do that.

Jaclyn: I got everything I want out of there. I think.

Me: Well you should go through it again.

Jaclyn: There's garbage in there.

Me: Some of it is junk, yeah, but there is some good stuff too.

Jaclyn: No. I started throwing garbage in it.

Me: Before you emptied it out?

Jaclyn: Yeah.

Me: Well you should take the garbage out of it and get the rest of the dishes.

Jaclyn: I ain't no trash picker. I threw some raw Italian Sausage in there, and now Beanie keeps biting at the box.

Me: Where did you get Italian Sausage?

Jaclyn: I cleaned out my fridge.

Me: And threw it all in the dishes box?

Jaclyn: Yeah. In fact, I can see some silverware poking out of all the trash right now. With a bread crust sitting right on top of it. And, of course, I'm waiting for you to come over and take it downstairs for me.

Me: Of course.