Umlaut has a 3:40 appointment for his butt worms. They’re going to take poop out of his butt and do some tests on it. Yum.
One exam: $34.00
One fecal matter test: $12.00
A cat without butt worms: Priceless
While I’m there I’ll make an appointment to get his little nutters chopped off.
Poor Umlaut.