It took me about 15-20 minutes to get this all worked out. It works in every browser. All of them. All of the ones that matter, anyway.
Netscape 4.x: check.
Mozilla 0.9.9: check.
IE 4: check.
IE 5: check.
IE 6: check.
Opera 6: check.
Netscape 6.x: check.
Some HTML. Some CSS. Some duct tape. Some Voodoo. I don’t care anymore.
Eat me.