Tenacious D, Sara Radle, I want to suck on the clear channel sausage
April 21st, 2002Tenacious D rocked hard tasty abs washer board style.
Emily said it pretty well, so I'll let her tell it.
I would like to add this, however. We saw Sara Radle of Lucy Loves Schroeder at the meet and greet with JB and KG. I started to notice her. Then Justin spoke up and asked if it was her. Then I realized who it was that I thought it was. Then Joel just yelled out "Sara". She turned her head, and he asked "Lucy Loves Schroeder?". She smiled and nodded. I then added, "We thought it was you, but we weren't sure."
(image of Sara Radle and Lucy Loves Schroeder removed per request of the photographer)
Then the bad news hit us. She was there with what seemed like her boyfriend. The fact that she is seeing someone other than me is okay, as I haven't exactly introduced myself to her yet, so I can't expect her to be smitten with me. However, the problem was WHO her boyfriend is.
I've been hearing her do Promotional appearances on The Edge, a ClearChannel station, an awful lot lately. I was thinking that she MUST be in bed with someone at one of those two establishments. I was even okay with that, for the most part.
Until last night, whenI saw exactly WHICH member of the Edge Staff she has decided to let bone her deep. Ladies and Gentlemen, while this may be old news to you, it shocked and disappointed me. Thankfully, I was in the same room as JB and KG and they were less than 15 feet from me, or I might have just ended my life right there.
Sara is getting her ass poked by none other than Josh "I'm-a-fucking-bald-inconsiderate-dipshit-sellout-asshole" of the Edge's Adventure Club. I almost started crying.
