May 10th, 2002:

// Quick agenda:

$daniel->face->shave();

$daniel->wash();

$daniel->clothing->refresh();

$truck->addpassenger($daniel);

$truck->drive(“Liquor Store”);

$truck->removepassenger($daniel);

$daniel->item->remove(money(“50″,”USD”));

$daniel->item->add(“Stoli”);

$truck->addpassenger($daniel);

$truck->drive(“Lisa’s House”);

$truck->removepassenger($daniel);

while(! $daniel->drunk()) {

	$daniel->drink(“alcohol”);

	$daniel->think(“Do not get drunk”);

}

while($daniel->drunk()) {

	$daniel->soberup();

}

$truck->addpassenger($daniel);

$truck>drive($home);

$truck->removepassenger($daniel);

$stime = time();

while((time() – $stime) <= 28800) {

	$daniel->sleep();

}

Attention YTIWAN members:

“SWii: AOTC” is currently streaming into our network and onto my hard-disk. I apologize for any delays it might cause you or your network needs.

It still beats,
and faster than before.