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I know I didn't make a list of all the things that have gone wrong so far this morning. But, take that imaginary list, and add three or four more items, and now you have the current list.

Everything that could have possibly gone wrong so far this morning, has. I won't even begin to list them to you.
However, it doesn't really matter. Ready or not, I'm leaving on a plane in three and a half hours, and by eleven o'clock tonight, I'll be holding Jess in both arms.