If I keep reading any more of Clark Hornbell's archives, I'm going to lose my job. Want to lose yours too? Good. Read this:
I was walking by somebody's compost heap, on my way to lunch today, when the whole pile got up and started talking to me. Soil, rot, and all. I [...]
Posts on ‘August 28th, 2002’
I'm going to be fired
Just a little boat
Apparently, all the higher ups at Microsoft like to build outrageously expensive surroundings for themselves. We all know about Bill Gate's $97,000,000, 66,000 sqft (that's 1.5 acres!) house in Washington State. But, did you know that Paul Allen, co-founder of Microsoft, has an equally extravagant yacht at his disposal?
As nice as Bill's house may be, [...]
welcome to my workplace
I recently made my way to Clark Hornbell's site by recommendation. Clark offers off the cuff, realistic views of life, love, relationships, the workplace, and anything else that might strike him "each day… For the good of mankind".
Today, Clark realistically dices up the sour taste of office life and places it on a platter for [...]
new webhost needed
My current webhosting provider bills me $95.00/mo. With this I am allocated 600MB of space, unlimited data transfer, unlimited FTP accounts, unlimited email accounts, full access to my apache configuration files, unlimited MySQL access, custom PHP and Apache modules, unlimited domains, and unlimited subdomains. The problem is, the servers are slow and quite expensive, so [...]
