My country loves me so much that they protect me from hackers and theives by forbidding me from obtaining important security information that may help me defend my electronic resources, and the electronic resources of my corporation from hackers, thieves, and other mischief makers. In order to assure my safety, my country will even arrest innocent people performing actions considered perfectly legal in their own countries to ensure that this security information never falls on my ears, or the ears of any other member of my country. As long as my country is protecting me, I don't care if the rest of the world takes us off the map.
I'm sure that, since my country is so concerned about me, one of its citizens, my country is also doing something to protect me from being harmed by the malicious acts of citizens of other nations who might have access to this, clearly, useless, for anything other than illegal activities, information. I'm also sure that, in the event that my electronic resources, or those electronic resources of my corporation are penetrated and/or stolen due to my country forbidding me from obtaining the free and public information I need to protect myself, they will be more than happy to accept all financial, criminal, civil, and moral responsibility in a court of law.
America stands for freedom. Freedom that is handed out by my country as it sees fit and taken away when my country decides it should be.
Isn't America great?
[via kasia]
