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and you thought “Vice City” was fun

Asian man playing a video game. He is holding a controller in the shape of a hand with the pointer finger extended. The video game itself is in the shape of someone bent over. On the screen of the video game is the computer generated image of a woman's face, with her mouth open and her eyes squinting. Believe it or not, this is a video game in Japan. The objective, if it isn’t apparent, is to poke the woman in the ass with your finger. (Yes, the controller the man is holding is a finger. Yes, the black thing on the game console is supposed to resemble a woman, bent over. Yes, you actually poke the ass with the finger.) Her facial expressions change based on how well you poke her. The better the facial expression, the more points you earn.

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