I’m very fidgety this morning. It’s been 13 days, 14 hours and 51 minutes. But who’s counting?
Supposedly I’ve saved 3 days and 2 hours of precious life by avoiding 409 of the things so far. I guess that’s supposed to make me feel better. It doesn’t. It just makes me realize that I’ll be spending 3 extra days and 2 extra hours of my life feeling like I feel now.