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I don't generally get excited when I get SPAM, but today is different. For today, I have received my first piece of SPAM en français.

Jess tells the story of our morning yesterday. I think this sums it up pretty well:
And all this before seven in the morning.

Oh, by the way: all the mentions of "Daniel" are references to yours truly.

She made it!!!!
She was still waiting for everyone else to get through customs when she called. She didn't have time to give me all the details, but she said they didn't let her through without a fight.
She may have missed her bus to Chicago. She won't know until she gets to Buffalo. Either way, I'm [...]

Her bus left about 45 minutes late. Assuming that the trip to Buffalo takes the same amount of time regardless of what time they leave, she should have been in Buffalo 30 minutes ago. I didn't get a call from Fort Erie, which I understand. She's under a lot of stress and it was last [...]

After arguing with myself for 15 minutes, I decided to take a shower. I put the phone in the bathroom and jumped in. Just as I was about half-way through brushing my teeth, the phone rang. I peeked out of the shower curtain to see who it was.
"PRIVATE", read the Caller ID.
It seems about half [...]

Her bus left Toronto late because the heater in the original bus was broken. So it's understandable that, even though her original schedule had her in Buffalo 15 minutes ago, she's not there yet. However, she told me she'd call when she got to Fort Erie (just on the Canadaian side of the Border) but [...]

She'll be going across the border within the next 15-45 minutes, unless her bus is running late. Please keep her in your thoughts this morning.

She's on a bus that will be in Toronto, ON in 5 hours. From there, she'll get on another bus bound for Buffalo, NY, which will arrive about 9 hours from now, with or without her. The bus schedule claims that it takes 15 minutes to get from Port Erie, ON to Buffalo, NY. It's [...]

I apologize if any of my bi-lingual entries seem to be very elementary in thier use of the English language. Because I am trying to learn French, the bi-lingual entries are usually written in French first, and then translated to English afterwards. Because my French skills are not very mature, the translations of it are [...]

My brother's girlfriend is having a party for my brother today. It was his birthday three days ago. I would like to go to it but I don't know when it is. I have tried to call her but she does not answer. My brother does not have a phone and I am certain that [...]