After arguing with myself for 15 minutes, I decided to take a shower. I put the phone in the bathroom and jumped in. Just as I was about half-way through brushing my teeth, the phone rang. I peeked out of the shower curtain to see who it was.
"PRIVATE", read the Caller ID.
It seems about half of the times when Jess calls from Canada the Caller ID shows something it's not. Either "UNAVAILABLE", or in some cases "AMERICAN VOICE", whatever that is.
I rinsed my mouth quickly and jumped out of the shower.
"Hello?"
"Hi! This is Lee with an important message…"
"Oh shit," I thought. "Something's happened. This is either a collect call, or she's in Jail, or… something. I don't know what."
"… about Personal Health Care. ", the voice continued.
Damn telemarketers. Now it's personal.











