It's 22°F out. 15°F if you count the wind chill. But it's pretty warm in the parking garage where I work simply because it's underground. So, even though I brought my jacket this morning, I opted to leave it in the truck knowing I wouldn't need it in the building.
Someone pulled the fire alarm.
"There has been an alarm in the building. Please walk slowly to the nearest exit. Do not use the elevators. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"
I figured I trick them and hide out in the parking garage until the "fire" went away. But one of the appointed "Emergency Response Team" members approached me and informed me that where I was standing was not safe in the event of a fire and that I needed to evacute the facility.
"There has been an alarm in the building. Please walk slowly to the nearest exit. Do not use the elevators. Yes, we're doing this just because it's cold and you didn't bring your jacket. Sucker. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"
It took me a while to figure out what the blue things attached to my body were. Oh yeah… arms.
