Ice Cream with a Conservative Flavor

The Star Spangled Ice Cream Company offers "a conservative alternative to Ben and Jerry's". With flavors like "Iraqi Road", "I hate the French Vanilla", and (soon!) "US Navy Battle-Chip" you can enjoy your ice cream without "seeing your money funneled to wacko left-wing causes". And remember, they proudly donate 10% of profits to charties that support the men and women of the armed forces. So take $76 out of your wallet, and buy a gallon today. Because when you buy Star Spangled Ice Cream, you're buying American Freedom (note: if Star Spangled Ice Cream would like to use that line in a new line of advertising, please contact me). [via Keith]